09 December 2003 | 8:55 p.m.

15 and never been Googled

Here is my favorite line from a song lately: "Stop drop kaboom, baby rub on your nipples". It's been stuck in my head all week.

I haven't been Googled at all. Not once in over a month of diary posting. What the fuck? Here's a gratuitous attempt at Google hits:

suck my dick

Paris Hilton sex video

peed in my mouth

huge gay cock

Christmas music

online chat

pregnant pothead

wet juicy pussy

fuck ass cunt

bongs

mp3

ashton kutcher and demi moore

michael jackson mug shot

sick fucker

gwyneth paltrow pregnant

blow job

autoerotic

Geoege Clinton

antiwar

beyonce

marijuana addict

Anyway. I'm outta here. Holla.

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