Sex is natural, Sex is fun...
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Like it�s a challenge? Please. Of course. Always the same guy.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Back in the day, yah. One might recall the local park system, a few cemeteries, the railroad tracks�times were tough living with the �rent.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Because it was funny. I loves me some sex but sometimes, guys? You can be such total asshats that it�s funny, man.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Um, yeah, but only cuz I was 15 and really had no business having the sex. That�s why.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? NO. Not all chicks like to cuddle after having sex. I'm living proof. �I�ll leave Dawn�s answer here. It fits.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Um, those guys that knocked me up maybe?
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes. It was the only way I could get the ex to shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? A mix of both.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? I started having sex in the 80�s just before they figured out that straight people could get HIV, too. So, yeah. Oh and? With the whole vasectomy, married thing? It�s been my life for almost seven years now.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Um, I don�t know. Which friend?
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Dude. One night stand was once my middle name.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? No thank you.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Every time.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? It helps me enjoy it more.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Can I use that as an excuse for the three kids?
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? I queefed on my ex once after a very vigorous bout of fucking and he thought I had something wrong with me. Shitwad.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 15.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? There�s a short list.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? For the most part.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? No! My husband is here. Sheesh.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? You don�t even know.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? I gave that up years ago.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No, I haven�t seen him since 1994, but I would love to. I think we�d be able to pick right up and chat like it was 1985.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No, I�ve been good about that. So far.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Most likely.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. They come in handy on occasion.
27. LINGERIE. None of it really fits right now. And when it did, it was kinda itchy.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Hell yeah. Makes for a great �See you at work tomorrow�.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(X)park
()church
(x)cemetery
(X)beach
()boat
()school
(X)parent's bed
(x)your bed
(x)car
()picnic table
()kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
(x)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
(X)on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room (that was the FIRST time, btw)
(x)hotel
()concert
(X)grandparent's house
(x)field
(X)bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet
That�s it? I was just getting warmed up. Shite.