An interesting blurb at the end about porn
Nice, huh? Two updates last Saturday and none since. I might turn out to be primarily a weekend updater, as it's difficult for me during the week. As long as I'm still working where I am, anyway. I get up and leave the house at 7:30 every morning to be to work for 8:15 (have to drop the kids off), then I get out at 5:15 and get home at 6:00. Then I have to jump into making supper, cleaning up and getting baths done. All this and deal with multiple children. Hubby helps a lot but even then it's a lot. I finally get to sit down and relax around 8:30-9:00, and most nights I pass right out. I meant to write the past few nights but fell asleep. That and the fact that Hubby is right here at night, the computer is in the living room. He gets curious about me writing on here. I jot this all down in Notepad first, so I usually pick a font that's tough to read at a glance and I make it small. Reading is not Hubby's strong point to begin with, and he doesn't stand behind me while I'm on here, but it still affects what I write. I can just type away at a fast pace when I'm writing, and all it takes is for him to make one little comment, and it's never a jealous or mean-spirited one, and I've lost it. Can't write anymore. He's not here now so I can let loose.
I wish I had one of those jobs where I could write at work, but I don't. My job is so busy. I have two titles, so basically I'm the only one doing what I do, with the exception of when the manager helps out, and I work the teller line when that's busy. Because we're short-staffed (which I've discovered is pretty much a chronic state there), I'm constantly busy. I might stop for 5 minutes to go through my checkbook, and I spend maybe 15 minutes total on the phone, 5 to Hubby or the kids, and the rest chatting with my friends at the other branch (and usually that's partly business too).
Anyway. I thought of great aliases for the boys in here. Beavis and Butthead. Oh, it's so fitting. I'm even referring to them that way in real life. Hubby's son, being older and a little more like the "leader", is Butthead. My boy, being younger a little more of a follower, and a spaz, is Beavis. Oh my god. They go around the house acting like morons and laughing, Butthead sounds just like TV Butthead "ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha". It's not so bad at the moment as Butthead is gone with his dear mother and Beavis has a game from Blockbuster on the PS2. Won't be seeing him much! That's good cuz I truly need a break from them. Together they are absolutely the most annoying duo. They don't listen for shit and as I've mentioned before, they know everything. Butthead is a bit more irritating in the "knows everything" department. I'm thankful for the break this weekend.
Hub and I have a small porn video collection. We like to watch them together while we're having sex. We were watching one last night and it cracks me up every time. It's an older one, from the early 80's I'd say, and it's got Seka in it, John Holmes is in it too (Holy fucking huge cock). "Rockin' with Seka" is the name of it, kind of a "greatest hits" collection, I guess. What cracks me up is the way they initiate the sex. Like, in this one scene, Seka shows up at the home of her two female friends with her boyfriend (I guess), Franko. The women are going to introduce Seka to her new co-star, "Roberto". So they all go and casually sit in the living room, and Seka asks where Roberto is. One of the women stands in front of her and from under her skirt reveals this strap on dildo that's moving up and down on it's own. Seka's like, "THAT'S my new co-star?!?" and they're like, "Don't knock it!" and then Franko says, "Why don't you give it a try?" and the next thing you know, everybody's naked, the guy is getting his dick sucked, the chicks are fucking the dildo and eating each other out--crazy shit. Does anybody really do this type of shit? I mean, minus the electric dick. In another scene, Seka's with another guy. They walk into this other broad's house and the broad is wearing a bra, garter belt, no panties, etc. She starts to get dressed and Seka says "Don't get dressed on account of us" and they talk about going out in the hot tub. The girl doesn't want to and the guy says, "Why don't we just stay here then?" and the next thing you know, Seka's taking her clothes off, and again, dick sucking, pussy licking and fucking. I haven't ever been in a situation where a bunch of people just decide to have sex. I did have a friend about 6 or 7 years proposition me to have sex with her and her husband, but I couldn't. Had I been drunk, I probably would have. (I'm an easy lay when I'm drunk, which is why I only drink with Hubby).
I've got to go make lunch for the kiddos and do a few things. Then my plan is to get back on here after and update this diary, look again for a new template, get a new banner, blah, blah, blah....
Bonjour!
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