12 January 2005 | 1:51 p.m.

Um. Short Description Block, Again.

Crazy morning. I have managed to fuck around this computer for a bit (damn chatting! It�ll be the end of me! But it�s fun!), but not managed an update as of yet. I was expecting the nightmare children, Bobby and Cindy, this afternoon for a joyous three and a half hours (and I was so looking forward, with the rain they wouldn�t be able to get outside), but Mama called at around 11:30 to say she didn�t want to drive over in this shitty weather, so I got a break! Whoo!

I don�t know what to write about. Well, I know what I want to write about, but I�ll save it for tomorrow�s locked entry. Let�s just say, I�m going out tonight to have myself a good time. So good, I�ll have to lock up the details. (Like before, if you don�t have the password, but list me as a fave or I list you, you�re welcome to it. Or if you forgot it. As I�ve been known to do).

Unless, it turns out like my crappy New Year�s. That would not make me very happy. But, I have a feeling it won�t. I don�t have any mushrooms, and Hub�s not going. And upon the urging of the ever cautious Shelly, I will have pepper spray in my pocket. So I should live through it. Hopefully the freakin� weather will cooperate.

I�m going to Weight Watchers first to weigh in. Bringing Andrea and Gina with me. So excited that they�re going. Gina actually started with me when I first started going two years ago, but dropped out. Now her fat pants are getting tight and she�s had it. And Andrea still has baby fat from her baby, who�s only 10 months old, but she�s sick of it. I personally think she�s still adorable but she�s hating it. One of those skinny broads who only gained weight after her second kid.

I�m anxious to weigh in because this week I rocked ass as far as sticking to the program. I swear I�ve lost at least 3-5 lbs. Whoo! Go me! My favorite jeans are baggier on me. That rules. And it�s all because of my cutting down smoking weed. (Well, that and I joined the MILF club. I don�t want to get kicked out, ya know). That�s all it took. Who knew?

Oh I should so write about Chickpea�s and Kitchenlogic�s rocking shout out�s to me in the past week. Mad props. Holy crap. The old site meter has been going bananas, something I definitely can appreciate. And I should sit down and write out my own version of Chickpea�s entry, about how we discovered porn and masturbation. One of these days. And I won�t lock it up.

I�ve got no funny today, but go check yesterday�s comments for more cuckoo obscene fun with the computer keyboard from Gina . Boobies and a butt. Funny ass shit. It�s so fun being a pre-teen!!

Anyway. I promised these kids that if they cleaned up the disaster behind me, I would allow Mickey to bring down the GeoTrax set to play with. This works for me, because they will be entertained for a good, oh, 30 minutes or so. And I�ve never seen them clean up so damn quickly.

Ciao!!!

Listening to: "That Smell" Skynryd. That's my new trip, Skynryd. Is this a guilty pleasure? I think they rocked!!!

Currently reading: "The Bone Collector" Jeffery Deaver. I'd be done by now were it not for the goddamn internets.

Thinking about: Uh....guess?