26 February 2005 | 8:14 a.m.

Survey Thingie For the Saturday Dland Dorks Club

Too much to get done this morning for a real entry. Sorry, Saturday Dland Dorks Club. Tomorrow, okay. I will update tomorrow. Or later today. I don�t know. We�ll see.

I stole this from Vicki with an i no e . I don�t do this much but this one looks like a ton of fun.

Scroll to the �***� at the bottom to find out how one of these songs has impacted my life in a vital way.

Someone made up a list of what they considered the "Fifty Worst Songs Ever." What you do is underline the ones you actually like....

(Ducky. Underline won't work in the evil little white box. So I'm bolding them. Some quick update. Sheesh).

1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien -Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42.The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

*** Just a side note here. How did �Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da� get on this list? In the things we really don�t need to know category, my father confessed to me, in a drunken moment, that this was his and my mom�s �song�. He then went on to add that I was conceived to this song. I refused to let him elaborate further at that point, but just know that if it weren�t for that song, the wonderful Dukkha would not exist!!!

Off I go to take a shower.

Late-ah!!!

Listening to: Someone's yakking on the radio. Selling something.

Currently reading: "Absolute Power" David Baldacci. This one's starting out good too. It was a movie with Clint E, but I didn't see it.

Thinking about: The fact that there are songs on here by the Doors and Simon and Garfunkel is disturbing to me!!! WTF?