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- 31 May 2005
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care". - 31 May 2005
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care". - 27 May 2005
"You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right". - 26 May 2005
"Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son". - 25 May 2005
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is" - 24 May 2005
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope". - 23 May 2005
"If you're not with me, you're my enemy". - 21 May 2005
"Who the fuck are you, shitwad?" - 20 May 2005
"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses". - 19 May 2005
"So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis" - 18 May 2005
"Decide you must what to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could but you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered". - 17 May 2005
"Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can". - 16 May 2005
"We don't have time for questions. We need marijuana now, as much of it as possible! Like a big bag of it". - 13 May 2005
"You ever seen a grown man naked?" - 12 May 2005
"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" - 11 May 2005
"Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode." - 10 May 2005
"The universe tends to unfold as it should" - 09 May 2005
"...ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life". - 09 May 2005
"It's gone, daddy, gone, the love is gone away" - 08 May 2005
"What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork". - 06 May 2005
Jackie's World - 05 May 2005
"What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of monkey shit, a - 04 May 2005
"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me". - 03 May 2005
Warning: Misery Ahead - 02 May 2005
"You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FUCKIN' with you! You gotta fight through that shit!"
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