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- 30 June 2005
"I'm fucking starving. I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers". - 29 June 2005
"Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...\ - 28 June 2005
"You killed my wife, Owen!" - 28 June 2005
"Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! " - 27 June 2005
"Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?" - 24 June 2005
"Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!" - 23 June 2005
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - 22 June 2005
"Now that you brought that up, hang onto your paddle. And if you hit any rocks, don't hit 'em with your head". - 21 June 2005
"He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?" - 20 June 2005
"Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy." - 17 June 2005
"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER!" - 16 June 2005
"Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988". - 16 June 2005
"Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago! " - 14 June 2005
"Darn it all to heck!" - 13 June 2005
"The penguins are psychotic!" - 11 June 2005
"The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude". - 10 June 2005
"I'm John." "Ohhhh, John. John who?" "John Cock... tos... ton." - 09 June 2005
The little update that could - 08 June 2005
"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies" - 07 June 2005
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". " - 06 June 2005
Blister in the sun - 03 June 2005
"Do you know what the Bible says about fucking your own sister? Don't". - 02 June 2005
"Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?" - 02 June 2005
"Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?"
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