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- 28 July 2005
"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. Things are going to start happening to me now." - 27 July 2005
"Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot, and shit. Good night!" - 26 July 2005
"Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker." - 25 July 2005
I'm going to check out of this bourgeois motel, push myself from the dinner table and say, "No more Jell-o for me, mom!" - 23 July 2005
"Hey boy, hey boy! Lookin' mighty good in them jeans. Come over here and fuck me in the ass! Grrr! Grr! Don't stop or I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip off your dick!" - 21 July 2005
"If you have any poo, fling it now" - 20 July 2005
"I'm just another angry house wife, standing on her lawn and yelling at her husband! Oh yeah, that's me!" - 19 July 2005
"Good, fuck you, you cunt. Fuck you 1000%. Fuck you till your asshole is like a donkey's asshole". - 18 July 2005
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies". - 15 July 2005
"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it". - 14 July 2005
I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n**rs, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on y - 13 July 2005
Hi, my name is Jackie and I'm a very bad mommy. - 13 July 2005
"Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file". - 12 July 2005
"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans". - 11 July 2005
"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." - 10 July 2005
"I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in". - 08 July 2005
"Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a... steak sandwich". - 01 July 2005
"It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle".
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